You know those days where you are just disgusted by everyone? Yeah. That's happening. Chloe has this guy over right now and I'm being completely ignored. What does a girl have to do to get a little attention, not to mention a little dessert? I'm doing the cute "swipe-gently-by-their-leg-and-look-longingly-up" thing and honestly, this is the first time it has failed me. What to do? What to do...? I decided it would be best to leave the love birds alone to discover their amour (I'm not that terrible to selfishly ruin their night). I went to my room and gave myself an up-do. You know what they say: "The higher the hair, the closer to God!" Amen, sisters!
Update: okay so I am that terrible. After my masterful hair designing, I had to, um, well, I had to throw up a hairball. (This is SO incredibly embarrassing, ugh. Stop). So instead of doing the right thing which is to go to the awful litter box, I went to Chloe's bed and well, let's just say she'll never ignore me ever again for a man.
Sorry, I'm not sorry. Au revoir, fellow felines!
The old hair ball trick. CLASSIC!
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