Bonjour divas.
I'm going to get right to the point. Today was absolutely terrifying. Here's why:
1. Chloe took me to the veterinarian. (Has she even heard of private practices?)
2. I had to get three shots. May I repeat? I had to get three shots.
3. Ugh, do I really have to give another reason? I was taken to the VET.
Not only is the vet's office the dirtiest place I've ever been to, but it is also filled with canines. Where do I begin? They love to smell my butt, they drool everywhere, and they have absolutely no culture! I threw out a quick "Comment allez-vous" to a bichon frise just to be nice (and to network of course... I always need recommendations for French restaurants!) and all I got in return was a harsh "Move it toots!" As if!
I need about two and a half bottles of champagne to drown the sorrows. Not to mention extra therapy next week. I just don't understand Chloe and she'll never understand me. Ugh.
Au revoir from the windowsill.
I guess it's a dog eat dog world, Huh!! Don't you wish?
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